Having trouble relating to your beau?Dont understand why you’re always clashing? Now,men don’t tend to express themselves as well as women,and most ladies can’t figure out want exactly it is they want,so here are 20 universal truths that apply to men that every woman needs to know NOW!!
1.HIS MOM COMES FIRST.
sorry ladies,you cant be the number 1 woman in his life,she carried him,gave birth to him and raised the man!There is no competition here,stop fighting her and start making an effort with her.(trust me on this one)
2.SUPPORT HIS TEAM.
no man wants an eye-rolling gf when it comes to watching his fav sport,he’ll appreciate it(believe me) if you support it(even if you pretend*wink*).
3.NAGGING.
Quit nagging and b*tching about everything already!!Just stop!He hates it okay?.
4.I’M BLOATED.
We are all about being open here,but somethings you should keep to yourself,he doesn’t want to know about it.
5.HAVE SELF-RESPECT.
A bit of self-dignity and self-confidence in who you are and what you want is HOT!! If you cant respect yourself,he wont respect you.
6.DON’T ACT CRAY!
A combination of paranomia,selfishness and impatience,can make a woman act in strange psychotic ways.dont be the pycho GF.
7.DON’T BE WEAK!!
8.BE NATURAL.
guys like it when girls doll up,but beleve it or not,they like it more when you’re natural.
9.MEN ARE CLUELESS WHEN IT COMES TO PERIODS.
Don’t expect your man to know whether your cycle is normal or not,what kind of pill you’re taking or if it’s time or not,it’s foreign to him,he doesn’t understand any of it.so much that…
10.DRESSING UP.
Don’t bother asking your man if you look gorgeous in this or that dress,firstly,he’s not going to know and secondly,he’s always going to say yes.(unless he wants war).
11.PARTY
Yes,men will think about having a party with you and another women,but there don’t expect you to act upon it.#it’s a fantasy! Chill.
12.OTHER GIRLS.
Not always,but sometimes men wil picture other girls when they think about or have sex again.Again it’s a male thing,don’t take it seriously.
13. MEN LOVE FANTASY FILMS!!
Yup!! So try having a working knowledge of Lukeskywalker,Frodo baggins,daenerys targaryen. Deal with it.
14.SURPRISE HIM WITH LINGERIE.
15.THEY LOVE YOU SLEEPING ON THEIR CHEST.
16.MEN SECRETLY LOVE IT WHEN YOU BUY THEM CLOTHES.
Take advantage girl!otherwise he’ll still be wearing his tracksuit bottoms from 1997.Do you really want to see him with that.
17.MAKE AN EFFORT WITH HIS FRIENDS.
We’ll never understand their man jokes,but creating banter and making an effort with his boys is a massive bonus.
18.THEY LOVE KISSES!!
Those little kisses you trail down his neck and chest??He wants more of ’em!
19.THE WAY TO A MAN’S HEART IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH!!
i’m not asking you to a stereotypical housewife here,but any man loves it when their woman can whip up his favourite dish for him!
20.THEY LOVE YOUR ORG*SM FACE.
Sweaty??Red??Scrunched up?? Watching you orgasm is like watching a football been carried across the goal line into the end zone(not to mention the BIG ego boost for him)…they love showing off their strength plus you get to enjoy it…
